Pacificapocalypse

Married, a month later it’s Thanksgiving, found a house we like (and can afford!) bought said house, packing, moving, and we get the keys on Christmas Eve.

So yeah… it’s been busy.

Going to have to rename the site. Merry Christmas everyone.

Put up a page of the Best.Day.Ever.

Cheers!

It’s only an hour.

Just keep telling yourself that.

But it’s not really, it’s more. The lights all wrong for the time of day.

On the 0705 express bus this morning, the bridge is still closed so its more crowded than usual, but it’s a relatively hygienic crowd so the overwhelming sensation of too many people in too little space is not the trial it might be.
Head back. AFX and GMS on the headphones. Eyes closed.
As ‘Outside – Kick Ass (violin solo)‘ comes up, the sun on my face starts to flicker from passing highway signs. Shadow. Sun. Shadow. Sun, and a certain hypnotic quality slips over me. This is like Brian Gysin and Wild Bill’s Dreamachine.
And then my mind separates.
My fore brain is a fighter jet low over enemy territory, 500 knots at 100 feet. Everything flashes by strobe light perfect. (Sun. Shadow. Sun. Shadow.) Then it climbs vertically to 40,000 feet and I can see everything laid out below me in perfect detail. Now it’s GMS and ‘The Crow‘ is building up, layer upon layer like the most beautiful train wreck in the world.
My hind brain is stretched out on a giant cushion, simply reveling in the passage of air through my nose,  the low frequency rumble of the tires over the expansion joints in the freeway have set up a perfect accompanying hum. Extra’s from the tent scene with Xerxes in 300 bring me sensations one by one.
The bus is rocking, now slightly canted to the left as it follows the curve of the freeway.
Someone laughs and it seems to Doppler down too quickly.
It’s only an hour.

I hate the time change.

Always messes with my head.

I hab a code… Couwtny hab it tube.

photo credit: vanherdehaage

Ok this is just creepy. An East Bay High School holds a car wash to raise cash for the school water polo team… by having the team stand on the street corner wearing nothing but their regulation Speedo’s luring passersby. Who thought this was a good idea? Would the cheerleader squad in bikini’s washing cars be okay then? There’s so much wrong here.

From SFist:

The kids at Northgate High School in Walnut Creek had a money-making scheme this past weekend. One that, for better or for worse, involved the school’s water polo team wearing only regulation Speedos, standing on a street corner, and luring passersby.

Now that we have your attention, this car wash benefit, at right, has stirred much controversy. It seems before Saturday’s incident, area girls — underage women, mind you — have done the same thing, too, in high school-fundraising efforts.

Hm. Anyway.

The Mayor of Claycord, who writes one of the finest blogs on the other side of the Bay, posed a question: “High school kids standing on a busy street corner while wearing speedos, is it inappropriate, or just a harmless way to promote a high school water polo team’s fundraiser?”

What say you, readers? Are you OK with a business model that uses high schoolers’ budding sex parts as a way to raise funds? Is it OK for schools, just like Disney, to prostitute their underage students for cash?

Also, if you found the image to the right enticing, sign up here for more.

Okay my True Love had nothing to do with this outrage, but I couldn’t pass up a good post title.
Continuing the Wedding/Halloween countdown, I give you: Clown Last Supper *shudder*

Click to embiggen… if you dare.

Catholic iconography?
Check.
Clowns?
Check.
Unending parade of waking nightmares?

Oh you better believe it… check.

Yay! New Walt Disney Family Museum just opened in the Presidio!

Boo! They won’t let you take pictures there.

WTF? I thought we were over this nonsense; when are museums going to learn that a ‘no photography’ policy is absurd, almost impossible to enforce and absolutely pointless? What are they protecting? I see art students all the time at the De Young or the SFMOMA sketching or painting from the art there. Why is a photograph any different?
Thomas Hawk has some great takes on this and other such ridiculous photography polices.

Let’s start this thing right, shall we?

100% Guaranteed Weapons Grade Nightmare Fuel™
Joshua Hoffine’s horror photography blog. Creepy. Uncomfortable. Awesome.
Full gallery here.

I wonder if he does wedding photography?…

“Did you hear something?”

Via Boing Boing

And so… the countdown starts. Everything is (fingers crossed) all good to go.

I think.

photo credit: laffy4k

And it’s filled with fresh piping hot mini donuts.

Court and I were at Fogfest this weekend; the usual assortment of arts and crafts and other nonsense… until we saw this, the ultimate application of technology and mankind’s overwhelming desire for fried dough products.  I give you Harvey and his automatic mini donut machine.

photo credit: Scott Ableman

I *need* one of these. Imagine it just chugging away on your kitchen counter top; an endless parade of hot, fresh, mini donuts. Video awesomeness below.